talk to the camera

This is going to be the world's shortest post.  I have a stalker.  His name is Bernie.

Here are today's totals plus photographic proof I was being followed.
Miles motored:: 1994
Bugs:: what bugs? there were bugs?
Roadkill:: add a chipmunk and a skunk to yesterday
Curse words:: the word of the day begins with the letter F

Here is the stalker and his assistants (the shy one took the photo).

I need to sleep.  GOOD NIGHT.